A 29-year-old man auditions to be part of Russian girl group T.A.T.U. (who famously pretended for a while to be made up of two lesbian teenagers). The artist reflects on his own past as a gay teenager and the music he used to like. Inspired by interviews on song competition shows such as American Idol, history and sexuality collide in this musical monologue. Ramsay sings excerpts of songs from Madonna, Depeche Mode, The Smiths and of course, dresses up as teenage schoolgirl and lip-synchs to All the Things She Said by T.A.T.U.